Wednesday, December 10, 2008

supermodel

one gorgeous sunny day, on my way to get some groceries, i nonchalantly worked the street like i was on a jil sander runway, with madonna on my mind.

quite a number of people stared at me.

some smiled at me.

a girl shouted in surprise.

pleased but nonplussed, i continued striding.

the shouting girl eventually caught up with me, panting with exertion.

i stopped as she tapped me on the shoulder.

i turned and asked her, "yes?"

"i just wanted to tell you, you've got a huge rip on your pants that runs from your butt to your thighs."

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